November 20, 2008, 6:48 pm

Asian woman exchanging money:
She asks the teller 'Why rate change? Yesterday I get two hunat dollar for my money, today I only get hunat eighty'
The teller looks over his glasses and says very slowly, "Fluctations".
The woman narrows her eyes and says, "fluck you Aussies too!".

November 20, 2008, 2:33 pm

Al Qaeda have hidden bombs in tins of alphabet spagetti.

Experts say, if they go off, it could spell disaster.

(Aye-ang-oooooo)

November 20, 2008, 9:16 am

A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine, who's sitting by herself...
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?" Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?" Maxine: "No, they spread." .....

November 20, 2008, 8:28 am

I have just read that Quinlan has been suspended for 3 weeks after the AB's game.He stood on/rucked No.8 Rodney So'oialo.Whilst a penalty & possible a yellow card(in todays PC world)3 weeks is a joke.He was on the wrong side of a ruck.Marti Brook would have been proud. psycho

November 19, 2008, 11:27 pm

Tony Woodcock has been cleared for punching. He has also got over his back injury so will play against Wales this weekend.

November 19, 2008, 8:43 pm

Excellent

November 19, 2008, 2:11 pm

How, after watching Munster and the All Blacks do their Haka to such a fantastic crowd, can anybody think that this display should be taken away from the rugby world! Absolutely fantastic! Great stuff from both teams.

November 19, 2008, 12:43 pm

Some highlights and reports of the Munster game on these sites..
http://www.rugbyheaven.co.nz/4765977a22363.html
http://www.skytv.co.nz/1-sport.aspx

Even has the haka by the Munster kiwi's, hairs on back of neck stuff!!